Client Personalities – This is Classic!

January 3, 2013January 3, 2013 swebman

A fun one for sure – What type of clients are you dealing with today? I am sure you will recognize a few of these 🙂

Webman

Thanks to the folks at Ciplex or this awesome infographic. http://www.ciplex.com/

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Neha Gandhi says:

January 4, 2013 at 2:20 AM

I have worked with each and every single one mentioned here…
hahha… Thanks for sharing. This is hilarious !! 🙂

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